26 September 2026
The Weekly Slice № 004
Welcome, regular patrons, to The Weekly Slice, from baloney.ai, The Truth Deli!
Today the counter is stocked with a selection of health and fitness folklore. We are serving up the kind of daily wellness advice routinely dispensed by grandmothers, doctors, and personal trainers alike.
Our five frontier models took their slicers to these bodily mandates to separate the fresh facts from the expired science. The final cuts are laid out below for your inspection.
This week’s baloney
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